Chimble’s Nightly Doodles

What does rocking a vote mean anyways?

Here are few reasons why I won’t rock a vote:

Gas Prices - “Well Europeans always paid that much and they do not complain, man!” Well, let me look out of the window… hmm seems like I’m not in Europe yet. So do you really expect me to drive to the City Hall and then again to a voting place? Hmm no, spilling a 5 gallon can of gas into the street drain would have exact same effect on my life

Time - Well with American Idol, Chef Gordon Ramsey, and few other very entertaining shows I simply have no time to spare… God forbid I miss something, then next day at work, by the cooler I will look like a poor shmoe that doesn’t own a TV set, and will be totally out of the loop with during coffee break… NO WAY JOSE

Nasty Candidates - I mean just turn on the TV or crack open a newspaper and there it is in your face… candidates are sick puppies. These people have messed up lifes, and they do crazy things! Proven fact: Hillary for one, was in the White House when Billy was feeling up Monica Lewinsky! I bet she was in the kitchen fixin’ some sandwiches… thats royally fudged up. And Obama, his third cousin’s, uncles’s dog owners neighbor, who went to school with that Smith dude, who’s brother once said that he opposes the tax hike totally makes Osama a flip-flopper. Plus he is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary is related to Angelina Jolie… total incest and that is illegal my friend. McCain, well with the other two cat fighting and stealing a spot light, doesn’t leave any time for me to learn about McCain… for me personally he might as well be a sandwich from The Golden Arches! Wait a minute… isn’t he the dude that the movie Rambo was based on? Possibly!

No Change - Yes, I might go as far as calling President Bush the worst president ever, but should I? Let me explain. Nothing will really change that much for me. Economy is cyclical, and other bigger fish run it anyway. Our infrastructure is pretty much well developed. World trade will be as it always is, trade agreement if anything will nominally influence me. So if we have worst president, or the best president, chances are nothing will change in those 4 or 8 years, to significantly influence me as a person. “Think about the future, man… think about the children!” Personally, I deeply believe that my kids wont give a rats butt who I voted for back in ‘05 and neither do I.

I don’t like being different - For every person that goes to vote there are thousands that don’t. I know that I could choose to be different, but I like to conform it suits me just fine in my life. If I will choose to be different, it will definitely not be by voting, it will be by putting up dark make-up, heavy army boots, not going to the barber and feeling emotional.

Fake Promises and the Miss Information - OK. I would like for the gas prices to be cheaper. Maybe then I could put my sickle back in the tool shed, and use the lawnmower once again. I know!! I will vote!!! and all my dreams will come true. The question is: who I vote for in order for the fuel to be cheaper? Simple question, however with all that talk and constant bombardment of “candidate information” in the media, how come I don’t know who to cast a vote for to make my dreams come true? And even if one of the candidates flat out said: “When I will be a president we will have Buy a Gallon get a Gallon Free for 4 years!!” you know at heart that it probably wont be true. Same applies to taxes and everything else.

Because P Diddy Told Me So - Dude sells drugs on the L line in NYC Subway System, and I don’t listen to drug dealers, because my coach in High School who doubled as Health teacher told me not to. Rock the Vote campaign led by P Diddy and aimed to educate people about voting, only helped P sell more albums.

And Many More…

Now, I happy will give up my right to vote, as long as I’m giving up my jury duty “Privileges”… anyone out there wants to take both from me FOR FREE go right ahead, just let me know where I should forward the jury duty notices.

Last but not least, in no way, shape or form, are we encouraging that you should not vote… do your thing! What we are promoting here is tolerance, and the freedom of choice. Not Voting doesn’t take any of your freedoms away! Chimbles approves of not voting and then b1tching for the next 4 years!… and that is just fine.

Categories : Your Dark Future // 5 Comments »

Chimbles wants to be Paris’s bestie. And, if you would like to be one, then click here and sign up. MTV latched on to all Paris Hilton drama and now is exploiting it to take all the 12 year olds monies. Ohhh good old MTV, perhaps they realized they have disappointed many fans by not playing music, and having crappy shows etc. and to redeem themselves they have granted you with the opportunity to win, and leave your skid mark in the world’s history by being Paris’s bestie (I really hope Nicole wont get mad atchu) Fortunately, you will not piss off Nicole Richie, because you will not win.

Now as you will see, we have a current winner. However current winner was not attractive enough thus was removed by MTV staff. Now hypocrisy is in the fact that MTV is big on embracing all of people out there… “it’s OK to be different.” Yes, per MTV “it’s OK to be different” as long as you are attractive, otherwise go crawl under a rock, but don’t forget to watch the reruns of Real World. Ahh the beauty of it all. Chimbles does not like MTV.

FYI the legitimate winners profile, and in second position you see Benjy from Howard Stern show. Now if anything MTV will claim that there was hacking involved. Hacking of MTV website? Naawww. What happened was, like Benjy who has following of Howards fans, Cassie had a following of her own group of fans, but she just didnt know it. I present to you the power of internet, and the reason why you never will be Paris’s best friend (don’t worry, I’m upset too that I can’t win this prestigious spot in the world of rich and famous.) Ohh BTW Benjy will probably win, not legit, but hey I’m quite sure that it will be funny too… not as funny as Cassie winning but never the less some originality will be there.

Categories : Internet is FUNNY // 1 Comment »

Catchy tune! I always liked singing it while strolling through the isles filled with toys… I didn’t know it at the moment but those innocent strolls were supposedly demoralizing me!! Check out this well written article accusing males of being a kids… the nerve. Seems like men cant get anything right in this society anymore… ohhh jeeez.

But anyways today I was sitting at work and thinking that something in my life has been missing for quite a while… but what?
And when I was about to give up it hit me… I was missing Adam Carolla a.k.a “The Ace Man” and Dr. Drew, and more specifically their radio show Loveline. I mean who didn’t love to listen to Adam crack jokes, and Drew trying to cure the society. Thats was back in the good old radio days, before Hurricane Chris, and Umbrella being in a rotation every 5 minutes.

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Now I was blessed enough to have a chance to travel a bit in my life. I remember clearly visiting U.K. about 2 years ago… it was magnificent, and trust me I’m a very skeptical person! Granted that I only saw London, but thats where the melting point of the island is, right? Well, to cut this short, I was impressed with the culture, the history and everything that the region had to offer, and especially all the good looking ladies. Chimbles says: Yum Yum. The ratio of good looking ladies to total population of ladies in the ripe 20’s 30’s was close to 100%!!! Beautiful people all over the place, I loveded it!!

So to my surprise I discovered the Miss Wales 2008 candidate pictures Hmmm I’m speechless.. I mean c’mon! What a disappointment. For some reason I’m glad I skipped out on visiting the countryside. Dear traveler, when visiting U.K. just stick to London… on that note, when visiting France… just skip it Paris is mega ugly and disappointingly actually.

Now dont feel bad! Chimbles means no harm! As a consolation prize here’s a vid of Miley sounds like a horse!” target=”_blank”>Miley Cyrus* who represents everything U.S.A female-youth, cuz it’s hip to be cocky…

*In the video and all her songs Miley does a great job sounding like a horse, I bet all the boys in her Junior High class are jealous of her low pitched voice… Mr. Ed would be proud

Categories : Internet is FUNNY, Love Life // 1 Comment »

Hey there! Do you enjoy playing some sweet games?!!! Who doesn’t, right? Some of us have progressed into playing games requiring fancy graphic cards, liquid cooled machines… heck even special gaming chairs… wait a minute, isn’t there a drink out there that claims to improve your video gaming skills? Not me, I’m still trying to beat Arkanoid… while drinking Kool Aid

Regardless… anyways… anywho… I have been reading for a long while now that World of Warcraft (or WoW, as called by e-gangstas) has broken many relationships into pieces. Fear no more my faithful internet gaming addict!! The reputable source of Yahoo! Gaming came to the rescue like a shinning horse on a knight. Without further adieu I present to thee THE WOW SOLUTION! Now if you are a lady feel free to email me your pic. If you are a duder, print the article out and conveniently leave it in the fridge (putting it on the fridge is so old-skool uncool.)

Enjoy! BTW if she doesnt respect your need to play WoW 23 hours a day, she probably wouldnt understand the real you anyways… shes not a marriage material.

P.S. Chimbles doesnt approve of WoW =P

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Is there anyone out there that just hates music? I mean generations were defined by music they have listened, the music they hated, the music they embraced. Everyday there is some new beat, new lyric, new artist, and everyday someone grabs on to them. “Hey I’m unique! And this is what defines me!” OK, but seriously that has been done, from punks to hipsters everyone tried to rip themselves out of conformity by embracing the SAME. So is there anyone out there that just flat out hates music in general.

For those who still love there is THE 61*

* I’m in no way shape or form affiliated with 61 (even though I wish I was… who ever designed their website is smart)

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Ladies and gentleman. Due to difficulties of Serendipity operations I’m switching to WP. What’s in it for me you ask yourself? Well for you it will be a pain in the buttocks as I will be tweaking the blog to suit my needs But actuall, now you should have no problems leaving comments.
Thats what I get for being different and going Serendipity route, because everyone else used WP. Serendipity was nice but the bugs in it were major… perhaps one day in the future we will go back to using it, but for now enjoy the classic.

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