Chainsaw Maid
Posted on August 16th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
To lighten up the mood a bit check out this cool claymation…
Enjoy!
The Real Burger King
Posted on August 13th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
As it is with fast foods restaurants people always complain that workers there are dirty… I disagree, you dont even know how much BK spends on hygiene training… this guy shows how it really should be done!
Burger King Worker Bathes in Utility Sink
APXENIA, Ohio (Aug. 12) - Burger King Corp. said Tuesday it has parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in the restaurant’s utility sink. The nearly four-minute video, which was posted Thursday on MySpace.com, shows the unidentified employee taking the bath to celebrate his birthday.
The worker, who refers to himself as “Mr. Unstable,” appears to be naked.
Burger King spokeswoman Denise Wilson said two employees involved in the incident were fired and another quit. She declined to identify the employees or say whether the man who took the bath quit or was fired.
The sink is used to clean large pieces of equipment, said Greene Health Commissioner Mark McDonnell. Bacteria or viruses on the skin could have potentially contaminated equipment, but there have been no reports of any customers becoming ill.
McDonnell said he dispatched an inspector to the restaurant, but at that point the restaurant had sterilized the sink.Miami-based Burger King, the nation’s No. 2 hamburger chain, said in a statement that it also disposed of all kitchen tools and utensils used in the incident and is retraining the staff in health and sanitation procedures.
Xenia is about 15 miles east of Dayton.
2008-08-12 16:30:47
More Motivational Posters
Posted on July 3rd, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
By popular request here is more motivational posters. Sure there were twice as many requests to put up more hot chicks like these, but contrary to people’s beliefs Chimbles.com is NOT a porn site. I just appreciate what is beautiful.
Here’s the original post with motivational posters, in case you have missed it.
And here’s few motivational posters available only Exclusivly on Chimbles.com
ENJOY!
My New Haircut
Posted on June 29th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
So for a week now all of my friends (nerd, goons, geeks mostly) are talking about “My New Haircut” on YouTube. So finally today I had a brain fart and looked it up… well, I don’t see why everyone thinks it’s so hilarious. Hmmm but even though I think it’s crap, here it is (again) have a looksy:
Funny Motivational Posters
Posted on June 28th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
Every now and then I need to inspire myself to get up in the morning. Whats a better inspiration than googling motivational posters at the early crack of noon, 10 minutes before work time? Nothing! So google no more and check these babies out!
Enjoy!
Prison Rape”>
And here’s few motivational posters available only Exclusivly on Chimbles.com
A video not for women
Posted on June 26th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
Ha ha ha this guy sings the truth (and the beat is hot)! Check it!
Euro 2008 Hotties Part 1
Posted on June 18th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
There is a reason why I love soccer, and it’s not because of Ronaldino, or Robert Baggio it’s because people in U.S. do not like soccer. Weird you say? Not weird at all… think about this what do you see in the bleachers during American Football, Baseball, or NASCAR? Bunch of rednecks, and more specifically the ugliest of the ugly crawl from under the rocks to wear their stained shirt and display the lack of teeth.
Sure, people may call you gay when you tell them you enjoy soccer… but who is really gay, you sitting in the bleachers squeezed in between two hot eastern European hotties, or them sitting in between Rusty and toothless Billie Sue? Joke is on them… lets proceed:
Don’t Drink and Drive
Posted on June 14th, 2008 by Chimbles / Add Comment »
Finally someone out there sees eye to eye with me in regards that parents do not do enough in controlling their rowdy kids. Seems like parents have to work now, what a shock, and can’t take of their kids anymore. Heck they don’t even have time to teach them basic life’s lessons, or morals. It’s a tough world out there… I wonder how this was done back in the day? Did people work back then, how were kids educated? I think deep down we all know the answer to that.
Anyways, who will relive parents of their parental duties? TV… no. Of course our grand daddy the government will do so, and to be more specific the educations system. Thank God for bureaucracy!! Check this out!
CNN quote:
OCEANSIDE, California (AP) — On a Monday morning last month, highway patrol officers visited 20 classrooms at El Camino High School to announce some horrible news: Several students had been killed in car wrecks over the weekend.
Oceanside Unified Schools Superintendent Larry Perondi discusses the DUI program as a student looks on.
Classmates wept. Some became hysterical.
A few hours and many tears later, though, the pain turned to fury when the teenagers learned that it was all a hoax, a scared-straight exercise designed by school officials to dramatize the consequences of drinking and driving.
As seniors prepare for graduation parties Friday, school officials in the largely prosperous San Diego, California, suburb are defending themselves against allegations that they went too far.
At school assemblies, some students held posters that read, “Death is real. Don’t play with our emotions.”
Michelle de Gracia, 16, was in physics class when an officer announced that her missing classmate David, a popular basketball player, had died instantly after being rear-ended by a drunken driver. She said she felt nauseated but was too stunned to cry.
“They got the shock they wanted,” she said.
Some of her classmates became extremely upset, prompting the teacher to tell them immediately that it was all staged.
“People started yelling at the teacher,” she said. “It was pretty hectic.”
Others, including many who heard the news of the 26 deaths between classes, were left in the dark until the missing students reappeared hours later.
“You feel betrayed by your teachers and administrators, these people you trust,” said 15-year-old Carolyn Magos. “But then I felt selfish for feeling that way, because, I mean, if it saves one life, it’s worth it.”
Officials at the 3,100-student school defended the program.
“They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized,” said guidance counselor Lori Tauber, who helped organize the shocking exercise and got dozens of students to participate. “That’s how they get the message.”
The plan was to tell the truth to the students at an assembly later in the day. But word that it was all a hoax began to spread before the gathering. Tauber said some counselors and administrators revealed the truth to calm some students who had become upset.
Oceanside Schools Superintendent Larry Perondi said he fielded only a few calls from parents, and the PTA chapter said it had not heard any complaints. Perondi said the program would be revised, but he would not say how. And he said he was glad that students seemed to have gotten the message.
“We did this in earnest,” he said. “This was not done to be a prankster.”
Gotcha you little bastards. Now, that is definitely not cool, but watch the irony ensue. It’s the same parents that were too busy ignoring their kids, that will get their panties in the bunch and probably sue. Newsflash: You can’t have a cake and eat it too!
Billy’s Balls
Posted on June 8th, 2008 by Chimbles / 2 Comments »
Sometimes you see magic, sometimes talent. I’m not quite sure which one this is but this guy can throw about his balls like no one else. Balls of Fury..yes that movie sucked, but this clip is awesome… i wish I had hidden skills, well maybe I do and I don’t know about em yet.
Enjoy!
Go Billy!
Hillary Clinton a loser
Posted on June 6th, 2008 by Chimbles / 7 Comments »
Poor democrats all over the country are looking for rocks to hide under. But I digress; the whole country should be ashamed of no one else but themselves. Since when it became OK to watch public mud slinging, as potential presidents square off? Well since, that’s what sold the newspapers. People stopped reading, and/or perhaps understanding, when the past candidates were discussing policies and changes that mattered, and gaped their mouths open and clapped when candidates started talking smack about each other.
And this is what you get. Couple good months of Hillary Rodham Clinton bashing Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. aka Whopper Jr. or Bacon Jr. and Mr Bacon Jr. doing the same to Chelsea’s mom. It looked like each one of them really hated the other, and though the other one was the worst scum walking on this earth… or so they wanted the public to believe. Meanwhile Big Mac John McCain had a whole room’s attention to himself, and he did what any politician would do, stand up comedy! Thus was the choice, either between one of the clowns or stand up comedian, and trust me Jerry Seinfeld he isn’t… more like Michael Richards and his routine.
So Ram Rod Clinton is out of the race, perhaps she didn’t want to dig deeper into the Clinton fortune to whip out another shinny penny, or perhaps she realized that everyone is just pointing and laughing. What surprises me the most is that Hill and Whopper Jr. are such great friends now. Heck, now they will hold hands together and will try to take the White House by storm.
If someone wrote a comedy movie, and that was a plot it would be the crappiest movie ever. So bluntly fake, who would watch that crap? However people are still glued on to their TVs watching the news. Give it a rest people, SpongeBob marathon is on Nick all night… then at least you will know what you are laughing about.
On the good note, who ever wins now, it still will be an improvement… I hope.
