Some people collect pokemons, baseball cards, stamps or old records. Not me man! I collect pictures of those who really try to catch them all… and I’m not talking about Pokemon’s, IM TALKING ABOUT DISEASES!! Especially STDs. My favorite pictures to collect are those of Fergie!
Fergie is a methmouth idol of many teen girls. I just love it how everyone eats up Fergie’s songs; not only do they suck, but most of them are rip offs! Lyrics? What are those?
Funny thing is that Fergie, and them Hurricane Chris types will make more bling with one crappy song than your parents ever will working hard all their life (I have used your parents as an example because we all know you have no job!)
Black Eye Peas? Is Fergie a Brown Eye Pea? I think that would be more appropriate name for her than Fergie Ferg! Crack gives you magical Powers! I hear that one of magical powers that Fergie has is the power of busting out golden showers at her concerts! Whats next gold nuggets? Now, even Amy Winehouse doesn’t have the magical powers to bust a brick at her concerts… eat your heart out Amy, Stacy Ferguson has you beat! Ohh may bad, I mean Fergie!
Why am I so bitter? Well I tell you why, first the love of my life Nicole “I shot up” Richie gets knocked up, and now I hear Fergie is too! I need to find me a girlfriend that does less lines… and is a virgin!
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