Chimble’s Nightly Doodles

Here I was worried that I didn’t have health coverage. My work doesn’t offer any, as I’m a part timer, and I can not afford any private carrier. Of course i did not give up, I searched the net for the solution, as it is widely known that internet holds all the answers. And this is what I found:

CNN Political Ticker News:

McCain adviser: Everyone in U.S. has some health coverage

From CNN Associate Political Editor Rebecca Sinderbrand

(CNN) – A health care policy adviser for the McCain campaign told a newspaper reporter that nobody in the United States is technically uninsured, because everyone has access to hospital emergency rooms.

“So I have a solution [to the health care crisis]. And it will cost not one thin dime,” John Goodman, president of the National Center for Policy Analysis, told the Dallas Morning News in an interview published Thursday.

“The next president of the United States should sign an executive order requiring the Census Bureau to cease and desist from describing any American – even illegal aliens – as uninsured. Instead, the bureau should categorize people according to the likely source of payment should they need care. So, there you have it. Voila! Problem solved.”

Hospital emergency rooms cannot technically turn away anyone for financial reasons.

“So instead of producing worthless statistics that people fling around in vacuous editorials and pointless debates, the Census Bureau should produce meaningful numbers, identifying all of the sources of funds people will draw on if they need medical care,” said Goodman, who helped write McCain’s health care plan.

That plan would use a combination of tax incentives and market competition to make health care more affordable. It is not a universal health care plan – it does not guarantee insurance coverage for every American.

See McCain is not a president yet, but he already gets poop done. people crying about not being able to stay healthy, and all this time it was their fault for not dragging their butt to the hospital. But I will admit, I was also one of those that assumed if I don’t carry insurance I’m not welcome anywhere close to health clinic. perhaps it stems from the fact that last year I managed to drag myself to the hospital with crazy stomach pains and they managed to offer me a bed. Sure it was next to the bathroom, In the hallway and only required me to wait in the waiting room for 2 hours, but at the end of the whole escapade my stomach didn’t hurt. I wont mention the fact that no doctor bothered to stop by and offer any comforting words nor a prescription… now I would have to pay for prescription. i would also had to pay for Ambulance if I chose to be smart and get to ER without waiting.

Now, with the news hitting the pavement and all the joyous sickies without insurance rushing to ER I suspect the wait will be even longer. Who knew that we can solve a problem just by changing its definition.

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Through many years we have been told about great artists like Picasso or Monet or countless other people who picked up a brush and painted something. To be honest I don’t really see whats so great about their paintings, sure times have changed but I can do twice as cooler painting using PhotoShop filters in under 5 minutes. Now many will claim that they can really appreciate those artist, and definitely tell a difference between my PhotoShop drawing and the “real works of art.” And I will be more than happy to make the BS call.

We are humans, we fool each other, and our brains… sure you will agree that the painting is awesome only after you make sure that thousands of other have already expressed the same opinion. Heck people can not differentiate between a $10 bottle of wine vs $90 bottle of fine wine… when they are blind folded and told by these prankster scienticians/statisticians that the cheap Yellowtail is in fact significantly more expensive that the other option. So can humans really differentiate the artistic value of a piece of rock as compared to some sculpture… heck no… they can only judge on the merits of perception of what they believe others perceive the value of…. complicated huh? (Here’s a link to the study)

To ad insult to injury, the prankster scienticians/statisticians took bunch of fools and gave them placebo pills, but told them that half of the pills are mucho more expensive… guess which pills worked better?? (Research here)

What I don’t get is what is the drive for these smart scienticians to prove over and over again that as a human race we are kind of dumb? I mean these people spend crap load of money to at the end victoriously declare that “Now we got scientific studies to prove that humans are only marginally smarter than a squirrel.” Cant they just instead release some intern into Walmart and have them write an essay on what they saw? The conclusion would still be the same… Is it really necessary to spend loot to tell everyone that the sky is blue?

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If you have not heard yet the far left political groups rallying in Denver put FOX news in its place. Now, take the far left label with a grain of salt. As it is in our wonderful world of politics far left automatically equals extremism which in turn equals psycho. FOX uses such label in attempt to discredit people speaking out negatively about their network. In my eyes, these protesters are not far left, they are simply human… you can only pretend that sh*t is not sh*t for so long. FOX chose to be a ridicule of a network and now are getting their panties in a bunch because people have the balls to call them out on it.

Check these out… heavy cussing in all of the videos below, so if you are squeamish simply don’t click.

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This one is from FOX themselves… damage control:

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Here’s another take:

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And the background story on the FOX drama…

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Perfect example of what goes around comes around. I applaud  these people, be they far left, far right or far anything… they took their time and YouTube hit it out of the park… Bravo!

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I don’t know about you, but I have been keeping my eyes focused on one of my favorite blogs LilSubwayCryBaby. Something definitely is brewing over there. For a long time there was no updates, and when I foolishly assumed that the owner probably ditched his art piece of a blog, he or she comes and redeems themselves.

Long story short, when I was sitting here fuming and passing judgment, the lilsubwaycrybaby.com folks have been doing research, and not just any research. Instead of tallying up how many times the train was late and then being a crybaby about it, they went further than any mortal man with a crappy job have went… that’s right folks they went into the underground. Now you are probably saying: “Big deal I can walk down the subway tunnel too!” Well you would probably get electrocuted, or ran over by a train, as it is a know fact that Chimbles.com readers walk with a swag… some say its pimping, others blame alcohol as culprit, but we are not here to pass judgment on that. The fact is that LilSubwayCryBaby put in time and effort to assimilate and think like an underground vagrant does, just to gain their trust and expose the underground secrets to you all. Giving up the luxuries of life like listening to the radio, or drinking fancy tap water, or even wearing shoes… LilSubway went all the way, locking the material possessions in storage, and giving up whats good to became one of the dirty ones.

Now I wish I had more detail to tell you on what happened but I don’t know myself… Not to be overshadowed I did some research on my own, scratching my balls and drinking Poland Spring I have researched Pygmies and came to conclusion that they are some crazy mofos! I can tell you thought that when I got in touch with Head Pygmy via AIM he told me that LilSubway has more news coming our way shortly.

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As you may also have, I have sat through countless hours in the so called Health Class taught by our coach, and then by some lady that seemed to be only capable of obtaining a job that required the spread of misinformation. 4 Years of HS, every other day we sat there reading books from the 60’s about life, drugs, death, and masturbation. Each of the chapters was even funnier than the one before. And how about that DARE program that made every Thursday of the junior high a brain wash day. Sure some officer pulled up in a Corvette, that was supposedly taken from a drug dealer, but that was about the coolest part.  That role playing seemed to be more of a benefit to the perverse cop than the kids themselves who were now scared shitless to event take a Tylenol for headache.

Anywho, the main premise of those whole miss education about drugs seemed to be that sooner or later some pot head will approach you and give you hits of anything you want, just to hook you on drugs. Even back then I had clear understanding the concept of money, and the fact that no matter how dumb a dopehead is the last thing s/he will do is give away free samples, after all we are not walking here through the isles of foodmart with old lady giving away slices of cheese.

But it is what it is, and supposedly teachers don’t lie, especially cops, who uphold the law of the land, and all the morals out there. However I’m still waiting for my free drugs, perhaps I have not walked enough through the hood, or some dark alley but it feels like I have missed out on something here. I want my drugs damn it!!! So if you are one of the pothead sample people get in touch with me and send me the stuff I have been promised.

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Lately after the 9/11 and all the conspiracy theories one theme has evolved… the government is spying on you! How dare they!! It’s your constitutional right not to be spied on, especially by the gov and big W! Not only are they spying on you from the cover of the bushes, but now with the creation of Department of Defense they are standing right there looking through your window! Well that’s more of a metaphor, but you get the big picture.

WTF?

Wtf is right! How dare the government collect information on you. YOU, the most important person on earth, around whom the whole universe is revolving about! Damned assholes! Myspace is rigged, so is LinkedIn, I wont even mention Facebook, GMAIL, Yahoo search… those tricksters have you fill out your own death warrant. I wont even mention the fact that with that latest crazy legislation they are recording your conversations; be it through the telephone, or through a hidden microphone in a light pole… and you know the technology, I bet they can listen through concrete walls now too. I also have heard that Microsoft gave the Gov a secret back door to the operating system. I bet Bush is stealing your credit card information to pay for the national debt! Why should you carry the whole world on your shoulders? After all you have your own bills to worry about.

Million bazillion bits of data is now streaming to some secret location with information about you, how you behave, what you had for lunch today, and how many times you left the rest room without washing your hands. Operators are standing by just to listen to your phone conversation when you call your third cousin to runt about your bunions for 3 hours. I’m sure they are transcribing and recording every thing you say, even the tone of your voice.

Now I just wonder with all that spying going around, and all the vast amounts of data being stored, who does that? Are there live operators sitting there listing to your conversation and giggling? Are they government employees? If so, do they get those great government benefits like good health insurance, and Dodge Neon with government plates on them just to drive around. Do you think they are in the union? Maybe they even get pistols?

Government, Dubya, if you are listening and recording, please send an application for one of the spy/transcriber positions. I’m sick at working in the pet shop, I think I may have been a bit poisoned when I was stocking those tainted Chinese pet food items. I need a new job. You know my address, and you know my qualifications, and even my GPA… I guess that application would just be a formality then.

Paranoia, it’s so awesome to make fun of… Put On Your Tin Foil Hat!

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Atheism, what is it? Frankly I have no clue, but I sense that neither 90% of people that call themselves atheists. All I know is that its a cloak for many people to go on and bash religions everywhere, especially Christianity. Number one reason for atheists self given right to bash anyone is that X-religion people are always in their face to tell them all about it. Well seems like tables have turned. Seems like every I go its the atheist preaching what ever it is that they believe in… they are not even sure what it is.

Atheism in itself took a new turn and morphed itself into a religion. Everything that they are suppose to be afraid of is used by them to bash religions. (Un) fortunately they have every right to do so, as provided by the constitution. Frankly the atheist claim that religion is a crutch for the weak people is somehow the basis of their own existence, as they use the religion to catapult themselves in the make belief higher plateau and religious superiority.

I can say your religion sucks because I’m an atheist, but as soon as you say my belief in a non-belief is questioned I get my panties in a bunch and claim a violation of my given constitutional right.

Can’t we all just get along? Sure Christians use to promote their religion a lot, but that was back in the day. It seems now that atheists are promoting their superiority far more than Jehovah Witnesses on their bikes going door to door. Give it a rest, let Joe Shmoe believe in god, and let Jane Doe pray to whatever she wishes. If you don’t believe in any of that, that is cool too, but don’t claim your superiority just because of that. We are all humans, and we are all weak, some use religion as a crutch others use drugs or alcohol, but no one person is better than the other especially judged on the merits of what they believe in. Religious fanatics are as clueless as an atheist ever will be.

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Westboro Baptist Church  is at it again, this time they are not going to try to hide in the bushes and ruin some soldiers funeral but they are all up in arms over Bernard Jeffrey McCullough  aka Bernie Mac’s funeral.

WTF? Seriously, the man is dead leave him alone! WBC is being it’s 14 year old snotty attention whore self once again. Sure back in the day I gave them the benefit of the doubt, I didn’t agree with them but I know damned well that people are entitled to express their views. Well, that was back when they went to picket their first soldier funeral. But then they did it again, and they came out on the scene acting like they know the best of how life in U.S.A. should be. Unfortunately, even though things are effed up now, I believe if WBC had their way the eff up would be times 4 times (I’m being conservative).

This is just a perfect example of why we need our troops here. You can’t hide crazy behind some religion… why do people still tolerate this? Sure back in the day hick had the balls to lynch black people over crossing the road at a wrong place, but yet there is no one out there that has the balls to castrate these WBC fools?

Luckily for everyone, media doesn’t bother with the Westboro Baptist Church anymore, which is impressive knowing the fact that media will babble just about anything… like Britney Spears farting. And Chimbles.com? Well we don’t have that many readers anyways =P

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What the hell is this carbon footprint… did someone step on that copier carbon paper or are we talking about coal miners leaving footprints in the mine? I guess it’s the latest buzzword that everyone throws around like a piece of meat. I like buzzwords, they make unimportant things sound very sophisticated like the speaker or the person mumbling them out is a master of some universe… a distant universe where no dictionaries do not exist but long words too. Maybe it’s space babble…

Regardless of what it really means, carbon footprint is on everyone’s mouth, especially the bigger corporations, but the smaller ones are getting on the boat too. Now everyone is conscious about their waste; I’m quite sure that soon the government will restrict you to dropping a duke only once a week… you gotta keep the rest, and let it brew till it’s your time to let it all out. LOL

Funny how before it was them stoned hippies that were the only ones concerned about “mother earth.” Protesting the rain forest cutting and clubbing of little seals. Sure when you already have everything, like a VW bus and some grass it’s quite easy to point at someone who has jack poop and tell them: “Tough luck little buddy, you missed your opportunity, buy my stuff if you want it so bad, but don’t you dare use any resources to make your own.” But now it’s all the suits preaching consciousness about the earth’s resources and clean air. Ohh since suits are doing it, it must be cool, because I want to be just like them well dressed and well paid.

Conveniently, “Reducing Carbon Footprint” runs along with saving resources. No longer paper copies are cool, its all about PDFing and emailing… and all those other things the companies are skimping on in the name of reducing carbon footprint. Do you honestly think they care about the environment? Sure some do, but most do it because it leaves them with more money in their pockets. Have the employees print less, turn off half of the lights in the office, turn off the AC/Heating… have the peons wear sweaters and so on. Coincidentally it results in two things: You as a peon being inconvenience and the big corporate machine saving crazy loot.

Sure at the end everything is supposedly cleaner and better, but why don’t you go suggest to your boss to stop using the corporate jet, or request to telecommute in the name of reducing carbon footprint. Then blush when they laugh at you! Yup have all the peons do all the work.

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I love craigslist, its a great way to obtain random stuff at dirt cheap prices. There is never anything you are looking for, but plenty of stuff you weren’t and just then you realize how much you would like the item. It’s also fun to look at casual encounters for anyone you may know… never worked for me but some ads are still hilarious.

However lately I have been seeing a lot of greed on there especially in the form of Title: Free Wood and then in the body it says if you cut down the rotten trees the owner may do you a favor by letting you take all the wood away… Ohh yeah and you better be insured though, because the good will not trust just anyone with their free wood. And there are the ones with “Free Washer and/or Dryer” Free but not working, and they will do you a favor by letting you bring that stuff up three flights of stairs from their basement to the junk yard. I’m sure all kinds of metals are all time high, but so is back surgery.

Now you may say: “hey it will work for poor people, the people that post those ads are kindly hearted.” Kindly hearted my ass! If they are so good, why don’t they do bulk of the work themselves and help people load their problems onto their trucks. Funny how, the kindly hearted are the ones benefiting from this the most. Let’s not be fools, people are greedy, and lazy on top of that. No wonder world looks at that and giggles a bit at the mention of how great things are at the U.S.A.

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