McCain’s best choice - Sarah Palin

Now I’m not a fan of politics, for me it will suffice that everyone else out there ranging from a school janitor to the garbage man is a self proclaimed expert on the matter. But I got to say that 2008 is a special running race. Sure we have our potential first black president, and some old Rambo style politics crashing like two trains! Give ‘em hell boys, and spend those billions of dollars that could have been spent on curing cancer… it’s all good.

But I gotta give McCain and the Republicans some props, they deserve them. Sarah Palin is the best choice ever. Sure there was Hillary somewhere in there couple months back, but she didn’t hook us up with any nudes (l33t: N00dZ)… Sarah Palin on the other hand has these cool pictures that she will make into psoters later on this month. Chaaaaa ching, you go babe! And I’m sure she is ready to reward the nation with some more skin if she wins. Now McCain… well who is he anyways?

Enjoy


Sarah Palin looking all hot, around here prostitutes dress like that… Alaska must be differentSarah Palin in Bikini go Christian Values!
 I hope she wins! Girl got the curves and surely she will get the votes too!

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Things you didn’t know you had!

Here I was worried that I didn’t have health coverage. My work doesn’t offer any, as I’m a part timer, and I can not afford any private carrier. Of course i did not give up, I searched the net for the solution, as it is widely known that internet holds all the answers. And this is what I found:

CNN Political Ticker News:

McCain adviser: Everyone in U.S. has some health coverage

From CNN Associate Political Editor Rebecca Sinderbrand

(CNN) – A health care policy adviser for the McCain campaign told a newspaper reporter that nobody in the United States is technically uninsured, because everyone has access to hospital emergency rooms.

“So I have a solution [to the health care crisis]. And it will cost not one thin dime,” John Goodman, president of the National Center for Policy Analysis, told the Dallas Morning News in an interview published Thursday.

“The next president of the United States should sign an executive order requiring the Census Bureau to cease and desist from describing any American – even illegal aliens – as uninsured. Instead, the bureau should categorize people according to the likely source of payment should they need care. So, there you have it. Voila! Problem solved.”

Hospital emergency rooms cannot technically turn away anyone for financial reasons.

“So instead of producing worthless statistics that people fling around in vacuous editorials and pointless debates, the Census Bureau should produce meaningful numbers, identifying all of the sources of funds people will draw on if they need medical care,” said Goodman, who helped write McCain’s health care plan.

That plan would use a combination of tax incentives and market competition to make health care more affordable. It is not a universal health care plan – it does not guarantee insurance coverage for every American.

McCain getting stuff done!See McCain is not a president yet, but he already gets poop done. people crying about not being able to stay healthy, and all this time it was their fault for not dragging their butt to the hospital. But I will admit, I was also one of those that assumed if I don’t carry insurance I’m not welcome anywhere close to health clinic. perhaps it stems from the fact that last year I managed to drag myself to the hospital with crazy stomach pains and they managed to offer me a bed. Sure it was next to the bathroom, In the hallway and only required me to wait in the waiting room for 2 hours, but at the end of the whole escapade my stomach didn’t hurt. I wont mention the fact that no doctor bothered to stop by and offer any comforting words nor a prescription… now I would have to pay for prescription. i would also had to pay for Ambulance if I chose to be smart and get to ER without waiting.

Now, with the news hitting the pavement and all the joyous sickies without insurance rushing to ER I suspect the wait will be even longer. Who knew that we can solve a problem just by changing its definition.

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FOX hate

If you have not heard yet the far left political groups rallying in Denver put FOX news in its place. Now, take the far left label with a grain of salt. As it is in our wonderful world of politics far left automatically equals extremism which in turn equals psycho. FOX uses such label in attempt to discredit people speaking out negatively about their network. In my eyes, these protesters are not far left, they are simply human… you can only pretend that sh*t is not sh*t for so long. FOX chose to be a ridicule of a network and now are getting their panties in a bunch because people have the balls to call them out on it.

Check these out… heavy cussing in all of the videos below, so if you are squeamish simply don’t click.



This one is from FOX themselves… damage control:



Here’s another take:



And the background story on the FOX drama…




Perfect example of what goes around comes around. I applaud  these people, be they far left, far right or far anything… they took their time and YouTube hit it out of the park… Bravo!

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Where are my free drugs?

Sick DARE Whip YO!As you may also have, I have sat through countless hours in the so called Health Class taught by our coach, and then by some lady that seemed to be only capable of obtaining a job that required the spread of misinformation. 4 Years of HS, every other day we sat there reading books from the 60’s about life, drugs, death, and masturbation. Each of the chapters was even funnier than the one before. And how about that DARE program that made every Thursday of the junior high a brain wash day. Sure some officer pulled up in a Corvette, that was supposedly taken from a drug dealer, but that was about the coolest part.  That role playing seemed to be more of a benefit to the perverse cop than the kids themselves who were now scared shitless to event take a Tylenol for headache.

Anywho, the main premise of those whole miss education about drugs seemed to be that sooner or later some pot head will approach you and give you hits of anything you want, just to hook you on drugs. Even back then I had clear understanding the concept of money, and the fact that no matter how dumb a dopehead is the last thing s/he will do is give away free samples, after all we are not walking here through the isles of foodmart with old lady giving away slices of cheese.

Tyrone Biggums our favorite dope!But it is what it is, and supposedly teachers don’t lie, especially cops, who uphold the law of the land, and all the morals out there. However I’m still waiting for my free drugs, perhaps I have not walked enough through the hood, or some dark alley but it feels like I have missed out on something here. I want my drugs damn it!!! So if you are one of the pothead sample people get in touch with me and send me the stuff I have been promised.

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Chimbles Social Economics Theory

The recent downturn in world economy had me thinking. How come it seems that some people are just unaffected and they seem to lead their lives like they did before. Here’s me thinking out loud in an attempt to explain our society… get ready for Chimble’s Social Economics Theory.

Lets kick it off with some illustrations:

Chimbles Social Economics Graph

The lines represent the relationship between effort and reward. Gray line illustrates how much effort people are willing to put and the corresponding reward they can expect from it, which is represented by the red line.

To theorize further:

In general, most people are driven by possession of material things. You want to drive around in a Benz, or your own house thus most likely you will put in more effort to gain that reward. However there are different kinds of people, there are few out there that are not driven by material things, they are simply content with the ability to scrape by day by day, and thus by giving up on expected rewards they can meet minimum living conditions. However as you notice in the graph, the current social structure in U.S. allows for situation where no effort is put out and to still reap benefits. For some it would be easiest illustrated in the form of social welfare structure. People without a job can expect the government to pitch in enough for them to have a roof over their heads and provide them with food. Really nothing more is needed to live day to day. Zero effort, 24 hours a day just dedicated to yourself and you still have the necessary basics. Thus zero effort, but still some reward.

As you move to the right of the graph, start working in a crappy job that pays minimum wage, your life actually becomes harder. The welfare benefits are scaled back now since you make money, but your total rewards go down. Now you spend your earned money on rent and food, which before came with no effort what so ever. And so on as you move further to the right… better job, better rewards, and then you can even reach a point where you only slightly increase your effort but the benefits are exponentially higher… that’s known as a jackpot spot. Chaaa Ching!

 Keeping it real! I bet you can’t afford gear like that!

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A Happy Day For Fatasses

You have heard it here first! Below is your ticket to continue enjoying those Big Macs and Whoppers… and what ever Wendy’s sell. No more will kids laugh at you as you sweat and breath heavily leaving McDonald’s with bag food of grease; and if they do just whip out the article below and showed it to them. It’s about time you got some respect around here!

Eat on little buddy, it’s good for you!Now many probably are yelling out loud: “Don’t you feel like a fool Chimbles, for making fan of fatties… I mean pleasantly plump people!” Aheem no! I suspect this is another ploy by that evil George W. Bush to kick up the economy… cleaver. Very cleaver in fact, I would have not thought of a better idea than that. Now all those 99 cent Burgers will be selling like hot cakes, but I suspect the wait in the ER is about to get longer too.

Read on!

Reuters News:

Fit and fat: US study shows it’s possible By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor

WASHINGTON, Aug 11 (Reuters) - It may be possible to be both fat and healthy, researchers reported on Monday, for at least half of overweight adults, and close to a third of obese men and women, have normal blood pressure, cholesterol and other measures of heart health.

And being lean does not necessarily protect people, either. Close to a quarter of normal-weight U.S. adults in one study had risk factors for heart disease or diabetes.

“We really don’t know as much about obesity as we think we do,” Judith Wylie-Rosett of the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York, who oversaw the study, said in a telephone interview.

“A considerable proportion of overweight and obese U.S. adults are metabolically healthy, whereas a considerable proportion of normal-weight adults express a clustering of cardiometabolic abnormalities,” Wylie-Rosett and Rachel Wildman and colleagues wrote in their report, published in the journal Archives of Internal Medicine.

Wylie-Rosett’s team looked at data on 5,440 men and women who were examined and filled out questionnaires for the National Health and Nutritional Examination Surveys between 1999 and 2004. Most did not exercise very much.

They found just over 51 percent of those who were overweight, and 31.7 percent of those who were obese, had healthy levels of cholesterol, blood sugar, blood pressure and other measures linked to heart disease.

These measures have been shown in many other studies to predict heart attacks, strokes, diabetes and other heart disease, although this particular study did not look at whether people suffered any of these problems.

OBESE YET HEALTHY

More than 23 percent of those who were at a healthy weight, as measured by body mass index, had two or more unhealthy readings, the researchers found.

“Our study shows you can still be healthy even if you are obese,” Wylie-Rosett said.

Her team did not look at people’s diets, but she believes the location of body fat is as important as how much there is. Many studies have shown that having visceral fat, in and among the internal organs, may be more dangerous than having fat thighs or buttocks.

But when Wylie-Rosett’s team measured waist circumference, a common way to estimate visceral fat, more than 36 percent of the obese people with what should have been dangerously large waists had healthy blood test results.

A second study suggested that the liver may be the key.

Dr. Norbert Stefan and colleagues at the University of Tubingen in Germany closely examined 314 people, using magnetic resonance imaging to look at precisely how much body fat they had and where it was.

They also found that obese men and women could have healthy hearts and arteries and suggested that having fat on the liver may be what makes the difference.

“Altogether, 10 percent of the study population and 25 percent of the obese subjects had a high insulin sensitivity phenotype or ‘metabolically benign obesity,’” they wrote in their Archives report.

“Our data suggest that ectopic fat accumulation in the liver may be more important than visceral fat in the determination of such a beneficial phenotype in obesity,” they wrote.

“That’s an area that we are very intrigued with as well,” Wylie-Rosett said,” adding: “If you start stuffing people with calories, it is very much like making pate from goose liver.”

Geese are often force-fed to make their livers fatty and thus more suitable for pate-making.

(Editing by Will Dunham and Philip Barbara)

I suspect U.S. will be back on the track of leading the World in FAT!

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Bernard Jeffrey McCullough a.k.a. Bernie Mac is Dead

What is it with all these cool people dying off lately?

If youa re in Hollywood, and the world pretty much likes you, you should be careful because it looks like 2008 is not a good year for stars.

Tim Russert, few others, now Bernie… I guess death doesn’t discriminate if you are serious or comedian… but then it seems, and I said this multiple times already:  only the good die young. Seems like the assholes are still alive and kicking and making my life miserable and unfunny.

As it’s all known Bernie was always a bit sick, and I’m not talking about his sick crazy funny comedy, I’m talking about Bernie the dude! He had some kind of lung problems, and the drat thing brought him down… supposedly it was pneumonia, but it doesn’t really matter now does it? Sad…

Many of you may have remember him from his show The Bernie Mac Show… but we all known that he just shined in Ocean’s Eleven, and kicked it up a notch… two notches! R.I.P Bernard!


The Bernie Mac Show
Bernard Jeffrey McCullough (October 5,1957 - August 9, 2008)
R.I.P Bernie Mac

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You have won a free iPod

Winning is great, especially when you win stuff for not doing much, perhaps just spending that buck on a lottery ticket, or surfing on to a random website. But are winning worth it?

Harper family's old home and new home. Old one looks better than 50% of homes in my hood“Of course they are, you get something for minimal effort!” Perhaps so, but are you that much better off. Remember that stunt we had two weeks ago, about that family that had the house hooked up on “Extreme Makeover” TV Show. You don’t? Here is a link. Basically a family, had a free huge mansion given to them and they mismanaged it and had to declare bankruptcy. Some will claim, that you can’t give some poor shmoes a huge house, because they wont have monies to pay the utilities and taxes and all associated costs with having a huge house. Well, ABC covered all that, they had funds set up to cover all that. Anywho, its not a new discovery, that you can’t give a poor person something extravagant, and expect them to be successful at everything now.  As once, a wise main said  “Give A Man A Fish, Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, Feed Him For A Lifetime” - Lao Tzu.

Free XboX ad, Don’t Click Here, you will not win JackSo thus comes my point that winnings are cool, and most of them if not all involve someone getting a lump sum of money, or something of a high value. Now check out this idea: How about you win a job! Yes, a job! Maybe not a job that pays much more, or boosts you up the management level. A job that can handle, but in a proven, great environment. For instance let’s assume it’s Google. Never worked there, and probably never will, but I see int he rating that it comes on top as one of the greatest environment’s to work in. So if you are accountant at some mediocre firm, why not win something amongst the line of being an accountant at a great firm. This way, people wont get that initial shock, and they work for their reward. So if you are a crappy worker with crappy work ethics, you probably do not deserve any winnings anyways and this way you will have only yourself to blame for ruining something great.

Sounds kind of cool huh? I would definitely love to win a great job rather than million dollars of which half will be taken away in taxes and the other half I’ll spend on candy.

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Quick solution to all your problems

So yesterday I was sitting in the break-room at our pet shop. And I have to admit I was stressed, for some odd reason I just can’t keep up with life; dirty dishes at home are piling up, the moped is due for an oil change, flowers are not watered, it would be nice to have a girlfriend, and multiple other “little” items that have added up to my headache.

Now, if you know anything about Chimbles you know when I get to thinking I come up with solutions. It’s just hard to get me think, I need to have a good eating and some time, and this was one of these occasions. The subway next door was running a five dollar special , so this time I got me a footlong, and my manager was not in, so I had all the time in world and boom I came up with an answer.

If you have a problem just solve it by THROWING MONEY ON IT!

Yes, I figured out that I was living a stingy life. Trying to save a buck here and there and being a royal bum, but I think everyone does that, no matter if you are rich or poor. Well end it. You have a problem, solve it with some money and don’t stress over it for months to come. It’s done with, have some other shmoe worry about it.

Money Bitches Hot Whips Right Click to Set up as background!Now I know some of you will say: “Hey this doesn’t really work.” Trust me, even if this genius idea does not work you still will be ahead of the curve. How? Well for one you gonna boil down 10 millions into 1 problem… that one problem being lack of money. But instead of spending your days tackling little issues, you will have all the time in the world to figure out this one problem, and I’m sure soon enough you will come up with a great idea of conning someone. That’s all what matters in the world, morals are for pussies.

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Knowledge is cheap

Not sure about you but I have been recently bombarded with the college ads. Be it on TV or on internet: Phoenix Online, DeVry… blah blah blah “Knowledge is important” “Be a dental assistant and earn up to 30K!” Ohhh yeay! I can earn twice as much being a half ass drug dealer and on top of that still collect unemployment. Ever wonder why we have a drug problem in this country, would it have something to do that one is better of moving the product than obtaining some lame job at the local Piggly Wiggly bagging groceries? Perhaps…

But why are we really here? To establish what knowledge is really worth. I say its worth squat! Take this hypothetical situation; I offer you a random fact or a random sum of money between let say $1 and $10. Of course you are going to jump on the opportunity of obtaining the money rather than some fact. Heck everyone else would do the same! Heck even if it was a random sum of $.01 to $1, your choice would probably still be the same.

Silly Math AnswerTo summarize, down deep we all know that knowledge is crap, college is crap… it’s probably the most you will ever pay for a piece of paper in your life. And if you think about it, all the rich gang$tas like Bill gates realized that, and rather wait there to earn their diploma and earn barely enough he just stepped into action… so should you! Quit your school, be it Junior High, Kindergarten, or even college, and go to your garage and start welding some crap together, it will be worth way more than all the crap you supposedly will learn with the assistance of our wonderful Educational system.

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