Chimble’s Nightly Doodles

What does rocking a vote mean anyways?

Here are few reasons why I won’t rock a vote:

Gas Prices - “Well Europeans always paid that much and they do not complain, man!” Well, let me look out of the window… hmm seems like I’m not in Europe yet. So do you really expect me to drive to the City Hall and then again to a voting place? Hmm no, spilling a 5 gallon can of gas into the street drain would have exact same effect on my life

Time - Well with American Idol, Chef Gordon Ramsey, and few other very entertaining shows I simply have no time to spare… God forbid I miss something, then next day at work, by the cooler I will look like a poor shmoe that doesn’t own a TV set, and will be totally out of the loop with during coffee break… NO WAY JOSE

Nasty Candidates - I mean just turn on the TV or crack open a newspaper and there it is in your face… candidates are sick puppies. These people have messed up lifes, and they do crazy things! Proven fact: Hillary for one, was in the White House when Billy was feeling up Monica Lewinsky! I bet she was in the kitchen fixin’ some sandwiches… thats royally fudged up. And Obama, his third cousin’s, uncles’s dog owners neighbor, who went to school with that Smith dude, who’s brother once said that he opposes the tax hike totally makes Osama a flip-flopper. Plus he is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary is related to Angelina Jolie… total incest and that is illegal my friend. McCain, well with the other two cat fighting and stealing a spot light, doesn’t leave any time for me to learn about McCain… for me personally he might as well be a sandwich from The Golden Arches! Wait a minute… isn’t he the dude that the movie Rambo was based on? Possibly!

No Change - Yes, I might go as far as calling President Bush the worst president ever, but should I? Let me explain. Nothing will really change that much for me. Economy is cyclical, and other bigger fish run it anyway. Our infrastructure is pretty much well developed. World trade will be as it always is, trade agreement if anything will nominally influence me. So if we have worst president, or the best president, chances are nothing will change in those 4 or 8 years, to significantly influence me as a person. “Think about the future, man… think about the children!” Personally, I deeply believe that my kids wont give a rats butt who I voted for back in ‘05 and neither do I.

I don’t like being different - For every person that goes to vote there are thousands that don’t. I know that I could choose to be different, but I like to conform it suits me just fine in my life. If I will choose to be different, it will definitely not be by voting, it will be by putting up dark make-up, heavy army boots, not going to the barber and feeling emotional.

Fake Promises and the Miss Information - OK. I would like for the gas prices to be cheaper. Maybe then I could put my sickle back in the tool shed, and use the lawnmower once again. I know!! I will vote!!! and all my dreams will come true. The question is: who I vote for in order for the fuel to be cheaper? Simple question, however with all that talk and constant bombardment of “candidate information” in the media, how come I don’t know who to cast a vote for to make my dreams come true? And even if one of the candidates flat out said: “When I will be a president we will have Buy a Gallon get a Gallon Free for 4 years!!” you know at heart that it probably wont be true. Same applies to taxes and everything else.

Because P Diddy Told Me So - Dude sells drugs on the L line in NYC Subway System, and I don’t listen to drug dealers, because my coach in High School who doubled as Health teacher told me not to. Rock the Vote campaign led by P Diddy and aimed to educate people about voting, only helped P sell more albums.

And Many More…

Now, I happy will give up my right to vote, as long as I’m giving up my jury duty “Privileges”… anyone out there wants to take both from me FOR FREE go right ahead, just let me know where I should forward the jury duty notices.

Last but not least, in no way, shape or form, are we encouraging that you should not vote… do your thing! What we are promoting here is tolerance, and the freedom of choice. Not Voting doesn’t take any of your freedoms away! Chimbles approves of not voting and then b1tching for the next 4 years!… and that is just fine.

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