Poor democrats all over the country are looking for rocks to hide under. But I digress; the whole country should be ashamed of no one else but themselves. Since when it became OK to watch public mud slinging, as potential presidents square off? Well since, that’s what sold the newspapers. People stopped reading, and/or perhaps understanding, when the past candidates were discussing policies and changes that mattered, and gaped their mouths open and clapped when candidates started talking smack about each other.

And this is what you get. Couple good months of Hillary Rodham Clinton bashing Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. aka Whopper Jr. or Bacon Jr. and Mr Bacon Jr. doing the same to Chelsea’s mom. It looked like each one of them really hated the other, and though the other one was the worst scum walking on this earth… or so they wanted the public to believe. Meanwhile Big Mac John McCain had a whole room’s attention to himself, and he did what any politician would do, stand up comedy! Thus was the choice, either between one of the clowns or stand up comedian, and trust me Jerry Seinfeld he isn’t… more like Michael Richards and his routine.

So Ram Rod Clinton is out of the race, perhaps she didn’t want to dig deeper into the Clinton fortune to whip out another shinny penny, or perhaps she realized that everyone is just pointing and laughing. What surprises me the most is that Hill and Whopper Jr. are such great friends now. Heck, now they will hold hands together and will try to take the White House by storm.

If someone wrote a comedy movie, and that was a plot it would be the crappiest movie ever. So bluntly fake, who would watch that crap? However people are still glued on to their TVs watching the news. Give it a rest people, SpongeBob marathon is on Nick all night… then at least you will know what you are laughing about.

On the good note, who ever wins now, it still will be an improvement… I hope.

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