Chimble’s Nightly Doodles

Chimbles wants to be Paris’s bestie. And, if you would like to be one, then click here and sign up. MTV latched on to all Paris Hilton drama and now is exploiting it to take all the 12 year olds monies. Ohhh good old MTV, perhaps they realized they have disappointed many fans by not playing music, and having crappy shows etc. and to redeem themselves they have granted you with the opportunity to win, and leave your skid mark in the world’s history by being Paris’s bestie (I really hope Nicole wont get mad atchu) Fortunately, you will not piss off Nicole Richie, because you will not win.

Now as you will see, we have a current winner. However current winner was not attractive enough thus was removed by MTV staff. Now hypocrisy is in the fact that MTV is big on embracing all of people out there… “it’s OK to be different.” Yes, per MTV “it’s OK to be different” as long as you are attractive, otherwise go crawl under a rock, but don’t forget to watch the reruns of Real World. Ahh the beauty of it all. Chimbles does not like MTV.

FYI the legitimate winners profile, and in second position you see Benjy from Howard Stern show. Now if anything MTV will claim that there was hacking involved. Hacking of MTV website? Naawww. What happened was, like Benjy who has following of Howards fans, Cassie had a following of her own group of fans, but she just didnt know it. I present to you the power of internet, and the reason why you never will be Paris’s best friend (don’t worry, I’m upset too that I can’t win this prestigious spot in the world of rich and famous.) Ohh BTW Benjy will probably win, not legit, but hey I’m quite sure that it will be funny too… not as funny as Cassie winning but never the less some originality will be there.

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