Where are my free drugs?
As you may also have, I have sat through countless hours in the so called Health Class taught by our coach, and then by some lady that seemed to be only capable of obtaining a job that required the spread of misinformation. 4 Years of HS, every other day we sat there reading books from the 60’s about life, drugs, death, and masturbation. Each of the chapters was even funnier than the one before. And how about that DARE program that made every Thursday of the junior high a brain wash day. Sure some officer pulled up in a Corvette, that was supposedly taken from a drug dealer, but that was about the coolest part. That role playing seemed to be more of a benefit to the perverse cop than the kids themselves who were now scared shitless to event take a Tylenol for headache.
Anywho, the main premise of those whole miss education about drugs seemed to be that sooner or later some pot head will approach you and give you hits of anything you want, just to hook you on drugs. Even back then I had clear understanding the concept of money, and the fact that no matter how dumb a dopehead is the last thing s/he will do is give away free samples, after all we are not walking here through the isles of foodmart with old lady giving away slices of cheese.
But it is what it is, and supposedly teachers don’t lie, especially cops, who uphold the law of the land, and all the morals out there. However I’m still waiting for my free drugs, perhaps I have not walked enough through the hood, or some dark alley but it feels like I have missed out on something here. I want my drugs damn it!!! So if you are one of the pothead sample people get in touch with me and send me the stuff I have been promised.
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